that burqini is so hot right now...

So in approximately 12 days my family (minus Jon) is departing for Akumal, Mexico to spend a week lazing around in the sun, snorkeling, eating, and scaring geckos out of the beds. All of us are really looking forward to it, except...

My sister-in-law is white, and her Wonder Bread skin burns faster than you can say "ouch." So she went online and found this super sweet burqini.
While she's not Muslim, our family has agreed this is the best alternative for her. In attempting to maximize the appeal, she's decided that i should get one too, so we can match. i'm not too keen on the idea because that burqini is still WAY too immodest for me. i mean your hands, feet, and face are still showing! gosh put some clothes on! in any case, hopefully it'll prevent some sunburnage "inshallah." (Arabic & Turkish for "if God wills it")